These two live near Ripon in North Yorkshire. The character on the left is shaped rather like a barrel. He's a lazy Pug.
On the right, we have a Pug/Schitzu cross (I think) who is totally dismissive of personal space, with a pathological hatred of passing cars.
Together they are Ted and Bertie. They are available for birthdays, weddings, funerals, barmizvahs and mousing parties.