Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
I wish! It's a nickel. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Who am I making this out to? Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
- Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
- Now what?
- So, how 'bout them Knicks?
Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!
- Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
- Moving along…
- No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Fatal. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.
I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Hey, guess what you're accessories to. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Shut up and take my money! You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go. Tell her she looks thin.
I had more, but you go ahead. Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… Who are those horrible orange men? Hello Morbo, how's the family?
And why did 'I' have to take a cab? I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. I never loved you. I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
Bender, we're trying our best. Tell her she looks thin. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. And then the battle's not so bad?
Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. When will that be? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Bender, we're trying our best. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Bender, you risked your life to save me!
Daylight and everything. Say it in Russian! I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!
Bite my shiny metal ass. But I've never been to the moon! Also Zoidberg. OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.
Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?