End of this month I have to do 4 days of air travel across 5 airports and the entire planet.

Right now I’m waiting to take off on a 30 minute flight to the Isle of Man and I can say without hesitation that I am the most annoyed a human being has been in all of recorded history*.

This is going to suck.

*and also unrecorded history, but no one bothered to write it down.