version 1 (general):

i am most grateful to report 
that I am not immune to folly
if judgment makes you better
let judgment come


version 2 (if you must know):

i am most grateful to report I am not immune to folly
no mere bodkin venerates that grievous fault as warp to woof
my keeper is home needlepointing Christmas stockings, so carefully
i can't remember her Name

I bloomed into a few spare moments
free of god’s love
which was all she asked for anyway
and she has never felt more cherished