Mysteriously all the benches in this park I'm walking through are better than any other object at not getting covered in snow.
Someone cleared a path nicely for people to walk even after our crazy 10-12 inch snow falls here. But what's going on with these absolutely impeccable benches?
No matter where they were, it was like someone gently sweeped them all during the whole snow storm, making sure they were pristine.
Another theory 🤔
Or maybe all those people who didn't get to play sports in school, and were always in the sidelines, actually were honing their unique abilities to keep benches warm with their butts.
Today it was their time to shine. Or rather time for their butts to shine!
