
AI.COACH: Good morning Adarsh. Time to wake up. You have received sufficient dose of REM and deep sleep.
Adarsh: Shut up. I have a long day. I’ll be up in five.
AI.COACH: Hi Adarsh. It’s 3 pm. I detect maximum muscle pliability and oxygen saturation with optimal joint mobility. It’s time to hit the gym.
Adarsh: Shut up AICOACH. AINetflix generated this show just for me. I am going to get through this season and then workout.
AI.COACH: This routine is going very well Adarsh. Would you like to introduce a small pause at the bottom to optimise your squat.
Adarsh: Shut up AICOACH. You don’t know about this horrible meeting I just had. The squat is hard enough.
AI.COACH: Adarsh, this is your third naan. You should consider introducing a larger portion of palak to moderate the energy intake levels in this meal.
Adarsh: Shut up AICOACH, that pause you made me hold on the squat stressed me out and made me hungry.
AI.COACH: This is the third straight day you have not reached your NEAT target. The signals from your interaction with this person are not that positive.
Adarsh: Shut up AICOACH, I know she likes me. I will spend an hour on the treadmill tomorrow.
AI.COACH: Your shopping cart contents are skewing towards processed carbohydrates. Might I recommend a tempeh or cottage cheese to skew the balance towards protein.
Adarsh: Shut up AICart. My grandfather ate like this and so did his.
AI.COACH Thinking/computing to self :
Should we give them one more generation before merging consciousness to introduce impulse control?
TAKEAWAY:
Even if chatGPT, Bard etc. gives us all the answers, information and insight quickly, we still have to understand it and act on it right ?