But I’m a good shot. Don’t worry.
Are you sure?
Yes, just put this over your eyes so you don’t flinch. That could be bad.
Ok.
Now let’s put the apple on your head and stand still.
Ok. But are you sure you won’t hit me?
Yes. I’m a good shot.
Ok.
Stand very still.
Ok. But are you sure…
Yes. Don’t worry. Don’t you trust me?
Uh… Well I…
Stand still and hold your breath.
Ok…
Uh oh.
Christ! Now look at what you’ve done! What do you have to say for yourself?
She fucked up. She trusted me.
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