Tell me the last time you laughed till you wheezed,

till you hiccupped and snuffled and slumped to your knees!

Did you snicker so hard you went flippity-flop,

with a snorty-snoo sound you just couldn’t stop?

Did your giggles go bonkers, all wibble and whack,

till you jiggled and juggled and fell on your back?

Did you blurt out a honk, a big snarfly-sneeze,

till your laugh broke loose like a breeze through the trees?

Did you hiccup and blurble and chuckle so grand

that you looked like a flibberty-flubbering stand?

Were you trying to stifle, to keep it all in,

but it bubbled and blurted, a laugh-you-can’t-win?

Did it happen somewhere you meant to stay cool,

but your snickers escaped like a runaway mule?

Were you giggly and goggly, a snickerfied heap,

left snorfled and snurgled and way out of deep?

I want to hear it, the tale of that glee—

of the laugh that burst free like a snizzwhoppity spree!

Tell me, oh tell me, I’m begging you now—

what tickled you silly and cracked you ker-pow?