“We’re doing Agile!” What the fuck are you talking about? You’re doing Agile? When did Agile become a proper noun? Also, why are you focused on agility? Why are you having to change direction so often and so quickly? What kind of poor ass decisions are you making? So you know more about your solution than the problem that it’s supposed to solve? Why are you making so many guesses about the value you’re shipping? Did you know most of the people actually creating the value that your company ships, hate Agile? Have you read the original Agile Manifesto? How do you not see that your Agile “methodology” is making you less agile? Why aren’t you focused on solving problems? Why aren’t you focused on delivering value to your customers? Why are you wasting so much time doing Agile?