Dean Clough

November 5, 2021

Portico Darwin: Exit Santa Fe + The Ultimate Travel Year

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Newsflash: the legendary Giants catcher Buster Posey has announced his retirement. I literally get choked-up when I think of all of the memories this great man conjures. Like in 2010 when, as a rookie, he replaced the seasoned catcher Bengie Molina and led them to their first World Series championship in SF. Or The Bu...
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November 3, 2021

Portico Darwin: I've Been Working On The Railroad

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS What a wonderful visit from our great friends Elizabeth "Polly" Michaels and Primo Harvey, PhD. Thank you for the proverbial cherry on top of an amazing 3 weeks. Much love and we can't wait to see that Killer painting in its final location! But of course, even in this idyllic Land of Enchantment and surrounded by my w...
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November 1, 2021

Portico Darwin: Let The Art Do The Talking

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS I want to start by thanking Arthur and Mrs. Crup for joining us here in Santa Fe for an excellent 3 nights. We didn't do it all, but almost. They left mid-day Friday and headed to Taos to hang with Julia Roberts. We had an incredible weekend, and it ended in a magical fashion. The weather is breathtakingly perfect and...
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October 29, 2021

Portico Darwin: The Filibuster is Eating Democracy

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS What with Arthur and Mrs. Crup in town, it's a miracle I could find the time or sobriety to write this, but I did (or at least I'm telling myself that). The lovely Mrs. Crup has, as always, exquisite taste in clothing. Although I cannot take credit for much of today's post: I borrowed a lot of it from Joe Scarborough'...
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October 28, 2021

Portico Darwin: Hunter Deuce Movie Review Special Edition

He denies it, but the social justice warrior Hunter Deuce sure seems like he's attempting to establish some kind of alternative to this newsletter. That's because he recently started going beyond the typical "went to a concert at a Sonoma winery and it was fun", or "went to the movies yesterday, and I liked 'Heaven's Gate'" kind of new...
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October 27, 2021

Portico Darwin: Tear Down That Wall

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS First, a quick highlight from our visit Monday to the ethereal Ten Thousand Waves spa in the foothills above Santa Fe. It was a Chamber of Commerce late afternoon in a Diamond Certified private spa - ours had a superb hot tub, a perfectly frigid cold plunge, a sauna, two showers, a bed and a comfy Adirondack chair. Th...
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October 25, 2021

Portico Darwin: This Is Called Anthem

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Greetings on a Monday from the high desert of northern New Mexico. Santa Fe is . . . gorgeous. Everyone in town, certainly including us, is saddened by the Alec Baldwin accident, but it's time to move on. RIP Halyna Hutchins. If you watch "Real Time" with Bill Maher, you'll recognize this rant from a few weeks ago. Li...
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October 22, 2021

Portico Darwin: Rest in Peace

Out of respect for the terrible loss of life yesterday that occurred here in Santa Fe, I am going to hold my planned newsletter post until Monday. Thanks to those of you that sent along the news. Alec Baldwin Discharges Prop Gun and Kills One Colleague, Injures Second What a horrible accident and tragedy.
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October 20, 2021

Portico Darwin: It's Time for A Statue of Responsibility

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Santa Fe is proceeding as planned, big-time. Weather? Perfect. Condo and its location? Perfect. Every meal? Perfect. Halloween spirit? Also perfect. P.S. We had dinner last night at a trick Japanese resort in the foothills outside of Santa Fe proper. As we were leaving, Julie flirted innocently (as only she can) with ...
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October 18, 2021

Portico Darwin: Arrival Santa Fe and I'm Not Elite

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Yesterday, we arrived for our 3 week stay in stunning Santa Fe, New Mexico. In case you're worried, our condo for the 3 weeks is Killer. I'll be mentioning highlights here, and sharing a photo or 7, but most of my reporting on Santa Fe will be via a Travel Guide when it's all over. In other words, don't worry: my inte...
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October 15, 2021

Portico Darwin: A Walk In The Park

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS We're off on Sunday for our second longest trip of the year, 3 weeks in Santa Fe, so this will be a short and fun post, focused on the wonderful outdoors. In fact, it's so light and airy, I will again fly this newsletter's Happiness Flag. Even after last night's crushing defeat of our beloved Giants by the hated Dodge...
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October 13, 2021

Portico Darwin: I Alone Can Fix It

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS On Monday, I bemoaned the capture of our state and federal legislatures by money. I will remind you of my broad indictment: When the downstream impacts are considered, the US is the most corrupt country on Earth. Today, I will explain the 3 solutions I proposed on Monday, Federally Funded Federal Campaigns, Open State...
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October 11, 2021

Portico Darwin: The Problem is The Money

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS A while back, I went off on one of my tangents and rattled on about a lot of dreamy solutions to the major issues we all face. As I looked at my list, I realized that, while imagining it all happening together is pure fantasy, many/most/all of the individual items have at least some merit. You yourself may agree with ...
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October 8, 2021

Portico Darwin: Let's Play "Unintended Consequences"!

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS We interrupt this broadcast for an important announcement. We now return you to our regularly scheduled broadcast. This is a purely fun post. No, really - look at those shirts! But it's mostly about games, especially if you consider jillion-dollar war planes to be "games", as I do. Tonight, our kick-ass SF Giants begi...
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October 6, 2021

Portico Darwin: Palm Springs Travel Guide

It's Friday afternoon, and we're poolside after another wonderful sunrise visit to Joshua Tree National Park. We're reminiscing. • I give a whole-hearted Textbook assessment to the wonderful Jake's Palm Springs. It is where we celebrated our 30th wedding anniversary, with dinner there on April 13. What a great dinner spot, right in the...
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October 6, 2021

Portico Darwin: Tupper Lake and The Adirondacks Travel Guide (Winter)

I flew from the gorgeous, new-ish (and nearly empty) Harvey Milk Terminal 1 from SFO to ALB on Saturday. For an airport, T1 at SFO is wonderful. Plus, the new AA Admiral's Club there is about as good as it gets (domestic benchmark = Alaska Airlines at SEA). Easy-peasy into ALB via a packed ORD, and in to the Serviceable Homewood Suites...
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October 6, 2021

Portico Darwin: How To Watch TV

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Do you still watch TV? I will date myself among the cool kids that read this newsletter when I say: yes, I do. But much less and differently than I used to, of course. On-demand and live streaming changed everything. Today, I am going to explore alternatives to our current TV subscriptions, all streaming services: • Y...
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October 5, 2021

Portico Darwin: The Sea Ranch Travel Guide

It had been a long time - so long, in fact, Ol' Purple Label was still on husband #2, she and Fi Deuce still worked at Gap Inc., and I was just starting Casa Integration. Early aughts. It had been that long since we had visited The Sea Ranch, an extraordinary master-planned community dating to the mid 1960's. Here's a wonderful article...
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October 4, 2021

Portico Darwin: Four Freedoms Then and Now

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Sorry folks, today's newsletter is of the long - very long - variety. But you might not hate it. Plus, there are pictures! At least the upcoming Travel Guide for The Sea Ranch will be mercifully short. I bet you're familiar with President Franklin Roosevelt's January 6, 1941 State of The Union speech. No? I think you ...
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October 2, 2021

Portico Darwin: Goodbye to All of That Special Edition

Today, October 2, will always be a big day for me. For one, today, in London, is the day of our close friend Joanne Rutter's wedding. What a catch! But 10/2/19 is also the day I left TEECOM. And 10/2/20 is the day I learned I finished second for a dream job at The Presidio. So I am now 2 years to the day from the most humiliating exper...
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October 1, 2021

Portico Darwin: This Music Sucks

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS UNWASHED MASSES SPECIAL BULLETIN OMFG congratulations to Andy Jones and Libby Baines Jones: Libby gave birth last night to Dean Andrew Jones, Jr.! 10 seconds of seriousness: it's the first baby for these two and wow. These are two of the greatest people in the world and they've wanted a baby for a long time. Congratul...
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September 29, 2021

Portico Darwin: On Mental Health

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS You might recall that earlier this year and joined by some close family, I sprinkled my mother's ashes at the grave site of her Aunt Ruth and Uncle Don Smith. It served as a degree of closure for me, as my relationship with my mother was complex - even more so than with most mothers and sons. While it's been 10 years ...
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September 27, 2021

Portico Darwin: Not a Kodak Moment

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS I had taken to using "Tr***" when referring to Donald Trump, mostly as a pithy way of demonstrating my rejection of the man himself, as well as his mendacious and catastrophic presidency. The joking and humor is over. There is nothing funny about the evidence now out. If you are not familiar with "The Eastman Memo" (d...
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September 24, 2021

Portico Darwin: We Want Something Else

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS It's the weekend, so pull up a glass (after 10AM, please), and then, watch this. We want something else. Like Hawkeye Pierce, I can rant with the best of them, but I tend to focus on our problems as a country, vs. angst over having eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish. So for a change, I present nothing but sol...
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September 22, 2021

Portico Darwin: Double Feature

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS As we climb the week together, I thought I'd give you a well-earned break from my typical sturm und drang. Today, we're going in to the Casa Integration media room in my mind, and screening in vivid meta the best movie of all time, and then, my favorite movie of all time. And for a special, super-duper break, apart fr...
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September 20, 2021

Portico Darwin: Cool Racial Talk

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS I was going to catalog all of Biden's missteps since taking office, but I don't have enough computing power here at the house. But as we're all throwing darts at Papa Joe, remember the French lost $90 billion when Oz decided to go with our nuke subs vs. their diesel ones. That may have something to do with their rathe...
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September 17, 2021

Portico Darwin: Nattering Nabob of Negativity?

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS (For my many younger readers: today's title is a quote from Spiro Agnew, who was Richard Nixon's vice president. Until he resigned in disgrace over . . . corruption. Read on to see why I chose that for today's post title.) As part of his big push to get me to open up a proper reader's forum for this newsletter (done!)...
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September 16, 2021

Portico Darwin: The Forum Special Edition

No, not this. And definitely not that nutty cult group. Instead, and at the request of several kind readers, but especially Bob Scarf and Raymond Michaels, I present to you: The Portico Darwin Forum It's at my website - there's a lot of stuff there that doesn't make it into the newsletter, and now there's this. But this time it's reall...
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September 15, 2021

Portico Darwin: Nudge-y McNudge

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Let's go through midweek with a short post and some smart, fun stuff from two very smart people. Plus, I've got a new feature I'll introduce in a special post tomorrow. How exciting for you, I know. I read and pushed this book on friends early and often upon its initial publishing in 2008 and now it's back. It was and...
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September 13, 2021

Portico Darwin: Predatory Capitalism

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS (Yes, I did publish essentially the same article on LinkedIn over the weekend. Hey, I'm multi-platforming, but apologies to my friends that might have seen this already.) Required disclaimer so I don't get somehow canceled as a wannabe communist: I love capitalism. I've read some about the alternatives, and shocker: c...
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