Dean Clough

November 26, 2021

Portico Darwin: Rock and Roll Hall of Same

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS As we luxuriate in the grip of America's favorite holiday weekend of the year, I will reflect on the latest entry in the lengthy canon of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies. HBO recently telecast a recording of the event, held in late October in Cleveland, which we screened earlier this week. Let me say r...
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November 24, 2021

Portico Darwin: Introducing Seamus Colonnity

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS As I mentioned Monday, my dear friend Steven Simon - we go back to the 6th grade and grew up together in Albany - asked that I don my MAGA hat, and address the Culture War topics I raised recently, from that perspective. And not be nasty or sarcastic doing so. Wow - not easy! So, for inspiration, I turned to my copy o...
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November 22, 2021

Portico Darwin: The Shortest Post Ever

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Enjoy your Monday, completely free of my opinions, apart from the fact that SF is gorgeous, the debacle at Union Square over the weekend notwithstanding. I just love this photo, which I took last week in The Presidio. FROM THE UNWASHED MASSES One reason for the brevity of today's post is that I am hard at work on resp...
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November 19, 2021

Portico Darwin: It's Cultured

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Said no one: "Portico, would you be so kind as to comment upon the raging Culture War in America?" My pleasure, and thanks for asking. And "Culture War" is so much nicer-sounding than "Civil War"! I often point out that there's a dearth of policy ideas coming from what is currently the Republican party. Instead, they ...
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November 17, 2021

Portico Darwin: 2021 Darwin Award Nominations

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS From the serious to the ridiculous. Today, we'll turn away from my usual sturm und drang regarding our country's state of affairs and steer towards the fun and the light. Very fun and very light because it can't be much more of either when the topic is the 2021 Darwin Awards. Here are the people, places and things vyi...
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November 15, 2021

Portico Darwin: Don't Get Violent

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS I really wanted to kick off Monday with a cheery, fun newsletter about a light topic. But no. First was Bill Maher on his show on Friday night chatting up the story that the 13 House Republicans that voted for the recent infrastructure bill have each received death threats. Over an infrastructure bill that will benefi...
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November 12, 2021

Portico Darwin: It's Both of Us, Kind Of

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS It dawned on me that the USA and its sorry state is all of our faults. After a recent post, where I asked what Republicans are so afraid of, I realized if you replace "Electoral College" with "Elite Universities" and "Multinational Corporations" with "Big Media", we're both afraid of the same things. That is, we're af...
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November 10, 2021

Portico Darwin: Houston, We Have a Problem

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS This is a good time for me to let others do the talking. I may or may not explain why later. This is a stunning video from The New York Times regarding states where Democrats control the legislative and executive branches. It's not pretty, but I hope you'll watch, if for no other reason than to dispel the notion that ...
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November 8, 2021

Portico Darwin: Why So Angry?

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS It's great to be back home in SF. But it will be a while before we forget about Santa Fe and the special time we had there. Big thanks again go to Arthur and Mrs. Crup, and to Elizabeth "Polly" Michaels and Primo Harvey, PhD., for joining us. I will now take the cold plunge back in to reality. As I watch Trump support...
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November 7, 2021

Portico Darwin: Santa Fe Travel Guide

Most people either understand why Santa Fe is a big deal, or they don't. Put me in the former camp, and maybe this Travel Guide will inform the latter. My experience in Santa Fe dates to the mid-1980's, when Arthur and I would pretend to be grown-ups and come down from Boulder to party. That was then but this is now, and this is a Trav...
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November 5, 2021

Portico Darwin: Exit Santa Fe + The Ultimate Travel Year

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Newsflash: the legendary Giants catcher Buster Posey has announced his retirement. I literally get choked-up when I think of all of the memories this great man conjures. Like in 2010 when, as a rookie, he replaced the seasoned catcher Bengie Molina and led them to their first World Series championship in SF. Or The Bu...
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November 3, 2021

Portico Darwin: I've Been Working On The Railroad

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS What a wonderful visit from our great friends Elizabeth "Polly" Michaels and Primo Harvey, PhD. Thank you for the proverbial cherry on top of an amazing 3 weeks. Much love and we can't wait to see that Killer painting in its final location! But of course, even in this idyllic Land of Enchantment and surrounded by my w...
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November 1, 2021

Portico Darwin: Let The Art Do The Talking

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS I want to start by thanking Arthur and Mrs. Crup for joining us here in Santa Fe for an excellent 3 nights. We didn't do it all, but almost. They left mid-day Friday and headed to Taos to hang with Julia Roberts. We had an incredible weekend, and it ended in a magical fashion. The weather is breathtakingly perfect and...
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October 29, 2021

Portico Darwin: The Filibuster is Eating Democracy

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS What with Arthur and Mrs. Crup in town, it's a miracle I could find the time or sobriety to write this, but I did (or at least I'm telling myself that). The lovely Mrs. Crup has, as always, exquisite taste in clothing. Although I cannot take credit for much of today's post: I borrowed a lot of it from Joe Scarborough'...
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October 28, 2021

Portico Darwin: Hunter Deuce Movie Review Special Edition

He denies it, but the social justice warrior Hunter Deuce sure seems like he's attempting to establish some kind of alternative to this newsletter. That's because he recently started going beyond the typical "went to a concert at a Sonoma winery and it was fun", or "went to the movies yesterday, and I liked 'Heaven's Gate'" kind of new...
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October 27, 2021

Portico Darwin: Tear Down That Wall

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS First, a quick highlight from our visit Monday to the ethereal Ten Thousand Waves spa in the foothills above Santa Fe. It was a Chamber of Commerce late afternoon in a Diamond Certified private spa - ours had a superb hot tub, a perfectly frigid cold plunge, a sauna, two showers, a bed and a comfy Adirondack chair. Th...
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October 25, 2021

Portico Darwin: This Is Called Anthem

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Greetings on a Monday from the high desert of northern New Mexico. Santa Fe is . . . gorgeous. Everyone in town, certainly including us, is saddened by the Alec Baldwin accident, but it's time to move on. RIP Halyna Hutchins. If you watch "Real Time" with Bill Maher, you'll recognize this rant from a few weeks ago. Li...
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October 22, 2021

Portico Darwin: Rest in Peace

Out of respect for the terrible loss of life yesterday that occurred here in Santa Fe, I am going to hold my planned newsletter post until Monday. Thanks to those of you that sent along the news. Alec Baldwin Discharges Prop Gun and Kills One Colleague, Injures Second What a horrible accident and tragedy.
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October 20, 2021

Portico Darwin: It's Time for A Statue of Responsibility

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Santa Fe is proceeding as planned, big-time. Weather? Perfect. Condo and its location? Perfect. Every meal? Perfect. Halloween spirit? Also perfect. P.S. We had dinner last night at a trick Japanese resort in the foothills outside of Santa Fe proper. As we were leaving, Julie flirted innocently (as only she can) with ...
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October 18, 2021

Portico Darwin: Arrival Santa Fe and I'm Not Elite

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Yesterday, we arrived for our 3 week stay in stunning Santa Fe, New Mexico. In case you're worried, our condo for the 3 weeks is Killer. I'll be mentioning highlights here, and sharing a photo or 7, but most of my reporting on Santa Fe will be via a Travel Guide when it's all over. In other words, don't worry: my inte...
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October 15, 2021

Portico Darwin: A Walk In The Park

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS We're off on Sunday for our second longest trip of the year, 3 weeks in Santa Fe, so this will be a short and fun post, focused on the wonderful outdoors. In fact, it's so light and airy, I will again fly this newsletter's Happiness Flag. Even after last night's crushing defeat of our beloved Giants by the hated Dodge...
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October 13, 2021

Portico Darwin: I Alone Can Fix It

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS On Monday, I bemoaned the capture of our state and federal legislatures by money. I will remind you of my broad indictment: When the downstream impacts are considered, the US is the most corrupt country on Earth. Today, I will explain the 3 solutions I proposed on Monday, Federally Funded Federal Campaigns, Open State...
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October 11, 2021

Portico Darwin: The Problem is The Money

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS A while back, I went off on one of my tangents and rattled on about a lot of dreamy solutions to the major issues we all face. As I looked at my list, I realized that, while imagining it all happening together is pure fantasy, many/most/all of the individual items have at least some merit. You yourself may agree with ...
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October 8, 2021

Portico Darwin: Let's Play "Unintended Consequences"!

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS We interrupt this broadcast for an important announcement. We now return you to our regularly scheduled broadcast. This is a purely fun post. No, really - look at those shirts! But it's mostly about games, especially if you consider jillion-dollar war planes to be "games", as I do. Tonight, our kick-ass SF Giants begi...
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October 6, 2021

Portico Darwin: Palm Springs Travel Guide

It's Friday afternoon, and we're poolside after another wonderful sunrise visit to Joshua Tree National Park. We're reminiscing. • I give a whole-hearted Textbook assessment to the wonderful Jake's Palm Springs. It is where we celebrated our 30th wedding anniversary, with dinner there on April 13. What a great dinner spot, right in the...
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October 6, 2021

Portico Darwin: Tupper Lake and The Adirondacks Travel Guide (Winter)

I flew from the gorgeous, new-ish (and nearly empty) Harvey Milk Terminal 1 from SFO to ALB on Saturday. For an airport, T1 at SFO is wonderful. Plus, the new AA Admiral's Club there is about as good as it gets (domestic benchmark = Alaska Airlines at SEA). Easy-peasy into ALB via a packed ORD, and in to the Serviceable Homewood Suites...
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October 6, 2021

Portico Darwin: How To Watch TV

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Do you still watch TV? I will date myself among the cool kids that read this newsletter when I say: yes, I do. But much less and differently than I used to, of course. On-demand and live streaming changed everything. Today, I am going to explore alternatives to our current TV subscriptions, all streaming services: • Y...
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October 5, 2021

Portico Darwin: The Sea Ranch Travel Guide

It had been a long time - so long, in fact, Ol' Purple Label was still on husband #2, she and Fi Deuce still worked at Gap Inc., and I was just starting Casa Integration. Early aughts. It had been that long since we had visited The Sea Ranch, an extraordinary master-planned community dating to the mid 1960's. Here's a wonderful article...
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October 4, 2021

Portico Darwin: Four Freedoms Then and Now

TODAY'S RAMBLINGS Sorry folks, today's newsletter is of the long - very long - variety. But you might not hate it. Plus, there are pictures! At least the upcoming Travel Guide for The Sea Ranch will be mercifully short. I bet you're familiar with President Franklin Roosevelt's January 6, 1941 State of The Union speech. No? I think you ...
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October 2, 2021

Portico Darwin: Goodbye to All of That Special Edition

Today, October 2, will always be a big day for me. For one, today, in London, is the day of our close friend Joanne Rutter's wedding. What a catch! But 10/2/19 is also the day I left TEECOM. And 10/2/20 is the day I learned I finished second for a dream job at The Presidio. So I am now 2 years to the day from the most humiliating exper...
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